Jasen's Junk

to the Beatles “I want you (she’s so heavy)” inspired by Dispicable Me the movie. I didn’t have to change much… but it fits soooo well. I want you I want you so bad I want you I want you so bad It’s driving me mad It’s driving me mad I want you I want […]

another night of music sticking in my head in 2010 At first I was afraid I was Pterrified! Ducking all the flying dinos Up in the skies But I spent so many nights Ducking your deadly form of fun I found a gun I learned to shoot and run And so your back In City […]

to “She thinks my Tractor’s Sexy” 7/3/2010 Raiding a moonlit town is my kind of fun Over by my crypt, lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big warm jug of Type B I make a little smile and she perks right up turn it up full throttle and stir […]

To James Tailor’s “Fire and Rain” sometime in 2009 Just yesterday morning the disk came in the mail Netflix had just sent what was in my Que. I signed on this morning and I wrote down this song I just want to protect you from its trauma too I’ve seen Troma and I’ve seen Ed […]

to “Brass Monkey” by the Beasty Boys… October in 2009 (inspired by new friends at MDRF) Powder Monkey, that funky Monkey Powder Monkey junkie, that gunner flunky Got this mate who’s on our crew He’s got a vital job to do He gets the powder for our guns For shooting Frenchy, so much fun Run, […]

This one came to me in a dream because I was playing too much WoW. There is no music associated directly to it. but it comes from sometime around October 20th, 2008 There’s a glowing crystal shard sitting out in my front yard mutating all the critters with it’s sin… it fell down from the […]

Steve Earle Blues (8/19/2002) apparently I was Insensed that Steve Earle wrote a song about the John Walker situation because I felt that he was trying to profit on other people’s misfortune… how naive I was… or maybe I am just jaded now. We’re just a country band, not on MTV and we want to […]

I did this one in the late 90’s. 98 Rock in Baltimore recorded and aired it. “The Dealer” (lyric conversion of “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers) On a warm summer’s evening on a Corner out on Fayette I met up with a Dealer, who was selling on that street. So we took turns a-starin’ out […]

“DND” by Semisonic. Lyric Conversion (10/10/01) DND It’s a game that I play DND You can come join the fray I like to play a rogue in your campaign and I like to sneak around in your caravan and I like to try to find the secret treasure Hidden behind the wall DND Grab your […]

Also from the late 90’s – LIVIN LA VIDA LEGO – (with apologies to Ricky Martin) – – She’s into Lots’a Plastic – This addiction takes its toll – Open’s kits in fits so spastic – small blocks fly and wheels roll – – She has her own opinions – never builds the models right […]