Jasen's Junk

With apologies to the Thompson Twins:

I went to sea
With the Navy
And we got liberty on a foreign shore.

I saw you there
Just standing there
And I thought we were only having fun.

I kissed you then
Then once again
You said you would come and “dance” with me

Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, it’s burning, burning
Oh Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, I’m Burning?

Ships at night
Give such delight
But we all leave before the morning light

It was time to go
But I didn’t know
I was taking something back with me.

Oh Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, it’s burning, burning
Oh Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, I’m burning?

And now you know
Why I don’t want to go
But the pressure is building urgently.

Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, it’s burning, burning
Oh Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, I’m Burning?

Doctor! Doctor!
Can’t you see I’m burning, burning
Oh Doctor! Doctor!
When I pee, I’m Burning!

Doc I need shots
for what I’ve got
to cure the gunk inside of me…

Next time from sea
On Liberty
I will behave more safely…