Jasen's Junk

to “She thinks my Tractor’s Sexy” 7/3/2010

Raiding a moonlit town is my kind of fun
Over by my crypt, lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big warm jug of Type B
I make a little smile and she perks right up
turn it up full throttle and stir a little lust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin me

She thinks my fangs are sexy
They really turn her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chuggin blood
She likes the way I’m smelling from sleepin under the land.
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my moonlight tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my fangs are sexy

We roam back and forth until the morning light
Take it to the crypt and wait until tomorrow night
Climb up in the dirt sit and talk until sun is gone
She said she’s got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little dungeon that’s full of kids
One more teeny weeny bite before take her home…

She thinks my fangs are sexy
They really turn her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chuggin blood
She likes the way I’m smelling from sleepin under the land.
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my moonlight tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my fangs are sexy

I’m not the kind that sparkles when I’m in the sun.
If killer rays do touch me, my vampin days are done.
I’m not the kind who mopes, bemoaning my evil fate.
That kind of vamp is whiny, an unbecoming trait.
I revel in my evil, I suck with no debate.

She thinks my fangs are sexy
They really turn her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chuggin blood
She likes the way I’m smelling from sleepin under the land.
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my moonlight tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my fangs are sexy

Well she ain’t into boys or men or even ducks..
But if its gothic fear, man her eyes light up

She thinks my fangs are….

She thinks my fangs are sexy
They really turn her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chuggin blood
She likes the way I’m smelling from sleepin under the land.
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my moonlight tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my fangs are sexy

She thinks my fangs are sexy
She thinks my fangs are sexy.