Jasen's Junk

To James Tailor’s “Fire and Rain” sometime in 2009

Just yesterday morning the disk came in the mail
Netflix had just sent what was in my Que.
I signed on this morning and I wrote down this song
I just want to protect you from its trauma too

I’ve seen Troma and I’ve seen Ed Wood.
I’ve seen boring films that I thought would never end
I’ve seen awful movies when I could not phone a friend
But I never want to have to see it again

I use to watch the cartoon after school
I though giant robots were pretty darn cool.
Some looked like cars, others airplanes.
But then Michael Bay decided to film the movie
Instead of the way it was, He made it his way

I’ve seen Troma and I’ve seen Ed Wood.
I’ve seen boring films that I thought would never end
I’ve seen awful movies when I could not phone a friend
But I never want to have to see it again

I’ve been wanting my time back after watching that junk
Lord knows there are so many things I could have watched instead.
Well, there’s hours of time to talk online about all the good movies to come
Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground

I’ve seen Troma and I’ve seen Ed Wood.
I’ve seen boring films that I thought would never end
I’ve seen awful movies when I could not phone a friend
But I never want to watch Transformers again

Don’t want to see it one more time again
There’s so many films coming my way this time around, now
Don’t want to watch it, though I’d see you Troma and Ed Wood, now