Jasen's Junk

Also from the late 90’s

– LIVIN LA VIDA LEGO
– (with apologies to Ricky Martin)
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– She’s into Lots’a Plastic
– This addiction takes its toll
– Open’s kits in fits so spastic
– small blocks fly and wheels roll
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– She has her own opinions
– never builds the models right
– It seems to always happen
– most days and even some nights
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– She’ll make you give her that red block
– And then take apart your ship
– You’ll learn to hear her crazy talk
– about a grey ten by two strip
– hundreds of parts to flip
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– Oh, God!
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– She’ll dump your toybox out
– Livin’ la vida legos
– She’ll leave your room wacked out
– Livin’ la vida legos
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– Her heroes are all the blue men
– She likes to eat her eggo’s
– But she brings the white ones to bed
– And we’re livin’ la vida legos
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– Came home to the smell of melting plastic
– I was worried about a major fire
– She was jumping over flaming lego’s… Spastic
– 3′ tall lego volcano with flaming spire
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– She says I must be more carefull
– When I walk down to the sink
– She never picks up the last handfull
– my feet and legos link
– you never see them if you blink
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– Oh, God!
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– She’ll dump your toybox out
– Livin’ la vida legos
– She’ll leave your room wacked out
– Livin’ la vida legos
–
– Her heroes are all the blue men
– She likes to eat her eggo’s
– But she brings the white ones to bed
– And we’re livin’ la vida legos
– Livin’ la vida legos
– Livin’ la vida legos
– Livin’ la vida legos
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– – – Jasen Stengel, A’90