Jasen's Junk

I wrote this sometime in the late 90’s and it was produced and played by 98 Rock in Baltimore.

I retouch Myself
based upon “I touch myself” by the Divinyls

I film myself
I want you to see me
When I’m photographed
I want you to want me.
I see myself
I want to be perfect
I don’t like my boobs
I want to get surgery

I don’t trust anybody else
When I’m photographed, I retouch myself
I don’t trust anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

—begin repeat (loop 2 times) —

I’m the one who makes you horney honey
I’ve got the buns that make you hard
When I’m undressed there always laughing
I want to make them big
I need big boobs
For you to adore me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
If you would pay
For my augmentation
I get down on my knees
I’d skip the flirtation

I don’t trust anybody else
When I’m photographed, I retouch myself
I don’t trust anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

— End Repeat (loop 2 times)—

I want Boobs
I don’t want anything else
And when I’m photographed, I retouch myself.
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah